i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet
sometimes i’m just embarrassed to be the same gender as the girls at my school
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but then everything will stick to the bottom of my sweaty legs” the prequel.
“I’m going to wear shorts because I’m a sexy piece of human and who the fuck cares about what I wear” the season finale
